he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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