Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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