loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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