That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
honey bunches of taint.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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