I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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