Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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