i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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