Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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