I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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