After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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