i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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