It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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