i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
