your parents love me but you hate me
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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