Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I have demons in me.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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