you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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