Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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