I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
birth control should be required to get into college
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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