Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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