What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she told me i tasted like america
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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