walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
