you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My underwear smells like fireworks.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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