so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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