thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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