why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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