just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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