Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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