I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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