Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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