it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If I had your ass I would rule the world
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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