Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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