Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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