i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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