problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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