that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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