Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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