oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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