am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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