you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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