is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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