I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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