Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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