chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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