so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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