He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My dick has a subreddit
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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