I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Shame is for Republicans.
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