totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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