I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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