I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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