I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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