Moan for me like Helen Keller
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just had sex on a roof
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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