Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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