sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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