careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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