ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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