How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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