the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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